Bill Clinton Vegan Diet: No Burgers Or Diary (Photo, Video)
Bill Clinton has given up fat tasty meat and delicious diary products. According to reports, Clinton is now following in the footsteps of his daughter... The post Bill Clinton Vegan Diet: No Burgers Or...
View ArticleBill Clinton Vegan Diet: No Burgers Or Dairy (Photo, Video)
Bill Clinton has given up fat tasty meat and delicious dairy products. According to reports, Clinton is now following in the footsteps of his daughter...... The post Bill Clinton Vegan Diet: No Burgers...
View ArticleJessica Simpson Gets Lost Looking for Food of the Day
These pictures may look like an innocent Jessica Simpson shopping, but I can tell by the look on her face and the waddle in her chin that she’s in a panic cuz she was out looking for the food...
View Article"The Biggest Loser" and 1.5 Pound Heart Attack on a Bun
A contestant on hit reality television show 'The Biggest Loser' is selling 1.5 pound burgers from his restaurant in Wyoming.... The post "The Biggest Loser" and 1.5 Pound Heart Attack on a Bun appeared...
View Article"The Biggest Loser" and 1.5 lb Heart Attack on a Bun
A contestant on hit reality television show 'The Biggest Loser' is selling 1.5 pound burgers from his restaurant in Wyoming.... The post "The Biggest Loser" and 1.5 lb Heart Attack on a Bun appeared...
View ArticlestepNEWS of the Day
Let’s get the stepNEWS that isn’ News but that is porn to at least one person…cuz Fat Ho Burgers, naked rescues, children being sold for sex in Memphis and virgin waxes or slap dancing gone wrong is my...
View ArticleHot Slut Of The Day!
Lakita Evans, the creator and owner of Fat Ho Burgers in Waco, Texas. 23-year-old Lakita worked her way through college just so she could erect a Fat Ho in Waco, but not everybody's embracing this...
View ArticleOlivia Munn in a Bikini For Carl’s Jr.
Olivia Munn appears in the newest commercial for Carl’s Jr. which apparently is The Ten Commandments of fast food advertisements, necessitating it’s own behind the scenes/making of video (after the...
View ArticleHappy Memorial Day!
“I said I like my burgers RARE.” Like most Americans, The Superficial will honor our fallen soldiers by taking the day off and pretending every single of them died at Pearl Harbor and/or fighting...
View ArticleThe Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 2.6
Do not adjust your monitors. Cameron Diaz looks like this now. Welcome to another journey of the soul we like to call The Most Important People on the Internet. This week, The Hoff was your muse...
View ArticleKate Upton Tweets Her Tits of the Day
I hate TWITTER ….It just doesn’t make sense why I’d want to read the rants of every idiot on TWITTER who thinks people care about what he has to say or some fucking joke that disappears and gets lost...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A Sextastic Revisit of the Kate Upton Carl’s Jr. Dripping Wet Commercial
(Thanks to 'Falanges' for these stills of the uber-hot Kate Upton flashing her wares for burgers.) Kate Upton is hot enough to get Carl Karcher arroused, and after four years buried, that's saying...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Salma Hayek Sells Burgers With Cleavage and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Salma Hayek pimping Double D burgers, I mean Burger King. (Popoholic) Alessandra Ambrosio is pregnant and fully nekkid. (HuffPo) Madonna nude pic for sale actually looks really good. (FoxNews) A bunch...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Rosie Jones Topless Video Pictures Remind Us Why We Love Curves on Women
This young kid Mitchell in our office passed by me the other day and mentioned offhand, 'I really love boobs'. I fired him on the spot. Although, admittedly, I learned later on he didn't actually work...
View ArticleFOX’s new fall schedule!
Earlier today, NBC announced its fall schedule and everyone freaked out over Community moving in with Whitney (major ugh) on Friday nights, in what is arguably the darkest timeline of them all. Anyway,...
View ArticleHot Sluts Of The Day!
Sjakie, a baby sloth at the Burgers' Zoo in Arnhem, The Netherlands, and its teddy bear mommy. Well, here's a little quick, pick-me-up awwww to get your day started before you stumble off to get drunk...
View ArticleHere comes an Archer / Bob’s Burgers crossover!
So, it turns out I have always deep down wanted a crossover of Archer and Bob’s Burgers, but I didn’t know it until they finally made one and now all I can think about is HOW WAS THIS NOT MADE SOONER?...
View ArticleEmily Ratajkowski and Sara Underwood for Carl’s Jr of the Day
The nice thing about this Carl’s Jr ad for a dirty burger is that I have seen both Emily Ratajkowski’s Dirty Burger in her panties and Sara Underwood’s Dirty Burger in her Panties and now those dirty...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski Slap Sloppy Meat Together in Hot...
You know we love red meat here at Egotastic! I mean, the burger kind and the red meat on the bones of super hotties like Sara Jean Underwood and Emily Ratajkowski who the purveyors of fine meat,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Dreama Walker Topless, Hot, and Victimized in ‘Compliance’ (You’re Not...
Last week we got sort of a collage of stills from the new movie Compliance, about the string of hoax calls from fake cops in the 2000's to fast food restaurant managers that resulted in a bunch of...
View Article
